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MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 3 months ago

14 August 2024

sh.itjust.works

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14 August 2024

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MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 3 months ago
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    5’ 7"

    How much do you weigh?

    Slightly uncomfortable? Wondering what that has to do with anything? Then why did you ask for my height?

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      Sir, this is a Wendy’s physician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.

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        Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.

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          Highly recommend doing shit prior to that.

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            Instructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.

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              Somebody made an awful mess…

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        Leave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.

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      When his height starts with 5

      When her weight starts with 200

      Wtf why are you fat shaming me?

      Why are you height shaming me? You could always lose some weight, but I can’t grow another six inches

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Hello fellow Cyanide and Happiness fans!

About this community and how I post the comics… Many moons ago, I would ask my Dad to save the newspaper for me everyday so I could read my favorite comic strips. Of course these days you can read your favorite comics online instead of a newspaper, but I love the nostalgia of reading the daily comics. Anyway, one of my favorite current comics is Cyanide and Happiness and I will be posting the daily release from their website (https://explosm.net) and a an extra or two randoms.

Cyanide & Happiness (C&H) is a webcomic created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin. The comic has been running since 2005 and is published on the website explosm.net along with animated shorts in the same style. Matt Melvin left C&H in 2014, and several other people have contributed to the comic and to the animated shorts… Read more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_%26_Happiness

Hope you enjoy and feel free to contribute to the community with art, media, cool stuff about the authors, tattoos, toys and anything else, as long it’s Cyanide and Happiness related!

Ps. Sub to all my comic strip communities…

Bloom County !bloomcounty@lemm.ee https://lemm.ee/c/bloomcounty

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Garfield !garfield@lemmy.world https://lemmy.world/c/garfield

The Far Side !thefarside@sh.itjust.works https://lemmy.world/c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

Fine print: All comics I post are freely available online. In no way am I claiming ownership, copyright or anything else. This is a not for profit community, we just want to enjoy our comics, thank you.

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