Well I mean if they’re not giving out wank screens that’s on them

Ah, technically. So is there a loophole? Just asking for a friend…

Do they have areas for private masturbating on the New York subway?

In a lot of UK homes cold water comes directly from the mains supply and hot water comes from a local storage cistern, which is normally kept in the attic. They use separate pipes and taps to avoid fresh “drinking” water being contaminated by non-fresh “washing” water.

That plumbing set up was common during the 1940s-50s, when a lot of UK houses were built due to the post-war economic boom. My older home doesn’t use this system and I have mixer taps in both my kitchen and bathroom and recent builds don’t use it either but some people prefer separate taps as it’s what they’re used to.

Yea, get the shit bombed out of you. Then you’ll lose everything and your government will have no option but to finally get off their arse and publically fund healthcare to avoid their remaining workforce dying out.

Beach - yup

One hammed clamping

It’s pork sausage!

I thought they came from a can, and they were put there by a man, in a factory down town

My apologies, I was thinking about castration only from my own perspective

It ain’t easy, bein’ cheesy… or castrated, both suck frankly.

If I had access to the human ones I’d have those for breakfast but until then I’m just going to be eating bird period on toast every morning :(

Wouldn’t it be more like "Wah Wah… AAAAAAAAAAH!

The business secretary has defended Labour’s plans to introduce new flexible working laws, calling it “bizarre” that Jacob Rees-Mogg had launched a “war on people working from home”.

Simple, Mogg had his tongue in the rectum of big business.

Ah, I didn’t realise that. But I mostly use my Steamdeck docked for gaming on my TV so personally haven’t bothered looking into a screen upgrade.

You can also upgrade the storage and screen if you want.

Yea Jello Biafra is a highly underrated musician. He’s done a lot of other varied collabs over the years.

This one from the album he made with Mojo Nixon is also amazing. Maybe use headphones if you’re out in public, especially in the USA https://youtu.be/7T7EUSQGxXY

Lard - The Power of Lard

Jello Biafra from the Dead Kennedys and the members of Ministry, two of my favourite bands, collaborated and made some truly amazing heavy music.

Dan Britt - I’m Dead Inside

Recently came across this tune and can’t get enough of it.

TV on the radio - Ambulance

Ditto this one.

Portishead - Wandering Star

Finally, you can’t go wrong with this classic from my youth.

That is a damn good point well made