You see that Dax over there? I cried into my synthale over her. But do they call me, “Bashir the Dax chaser?” No! And you see that waitress over there? I dated Leeta for a year, through rain, sleet and scorching weather, but do they call me “Bashir the Bajorin banger?” No! And you see that Elaysian over there that I loved. I built a neuromuscular treatment to cure her so she wouldn’t leave. The first cure in the quadrant! But do they call me “Bashir the girlfriend saver?” No!"
Bashir looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to Morn, and he says:
You see that Dax over there? I cried into my synthale over her. But do they call me, “Bashir the Dax chaser?” No! And you see that waitress over there? I dated Leeta for a year, through rain, sleet and scorching weather, but do they call me “Bashir the Bajorin banger?” No! And you see that Elaysian over there that I loved. I built a neuromuscular treatment to cure her so she wouldn’t leave. The first cure in the quadrant! But do they call me “Bashir the girlfriend saver?” No!"
Bashir looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to Morn, and he says:
“but you eat lunch with one gay friend…”