• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I saw the map from my elementary schools classes. We all know that all other countries aren’t real and people who claim to be from one are merely delusional.

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      5 months ago

      i thought the illuminati deep state(which as my local pastor said, includes furries) knew about the truths they keep from the average Joes(including the existance of other countries).

      if not obvious

      /j

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        5 months ago

        As a disabled gay satanist fur:

        hobbles into the church, silence falling upon even the furthest witness, as suddenly the entire place goes up in flames “You dare question my vast knowledge, mere mortals?!”

        Everyone: screaming in terror

        “My work here is done. Do not question me again.” 😎 hobbles out after dropping a map of only the continental US