• Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    As a disabled gay satanist fur:

    hobbles into the church, silence falling upon even the furthest witness, as suddenly the entire place goes up in flames “You dare question my vast knowledge, mere mortals?!”

    Everyone: screaming in terror

    “My work here is done. Do not question me again.” 😎 hobbles out after dropping a map of only the continental US