Blizzard@lemmy.zip to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoBought a new pack of a hair product which now uses 6% less natural ingredients and is no longer veganlemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1533arrow-down117
arrow-up1516arrow-down1external-linkBought a new pack of a hair product which now uses 6% less natural ingredients and is no longer veganlemmy.zipBlizzard@lemmy.zip to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·5 months agoI’m the non vegan ingredient.
minus-squareTechAnon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·5 months agoMatt’s just fine, what do you think they made the paste out of? “Is that hair gel?”
minus-squareAstralPath@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoWho is Matt and why did they turn him into paste for the attention of surfers?
minus-squarehydrospanner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoThey didn’t turn him into paste… It’s the paste that Matt…uh…produces.
Poor matt
I’m the non vegan ingredient.
Matt’s just fine, what do you think they made the paste out of? “Is that hair gel?”
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You’re Matt
Who is Matt and why did they turn him into paste for the attention of surfers?
They didn’t turn him into paste… It’s the paste that Matt…uh…produces.
More fat
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