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    6 months ago

    My high school chemistry teacher once missed class because he got pulled over with some kind of reagent for a demonstration in a ziploc bag…

    They arrested him, took him and his bag to the station, tested it and what do you know, not cocaine.

    He was pretty pissed.

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        6 months ago

        That guy actually was the danger.

        He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.

        He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.

        Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.