I tried to be a positive black influence on this community. But i’m afraid there is just no helping most of you coomers.

Listen, This is my girl friend,

None of you will ever have a girl friend half as beautiful as mine. Do you know why?

Because you don’t go to the gym, you don’t work hard and make as much money as me, and finally you just aren’t as good looking.

But there is hope.

I opened a gym when I was 20 years old. People paid just to watch me work out. If I can be as successful as I am. Maybe you could be half as successful and even date one of the girls I fucked when I was drunk. Maybe.

Keeping working hard kiddos. You might one day be able to move out of your parents basement.