• noride@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    I don’t believe in God, but I hate Jared Kushner enough that I still pray every night that he gets eaten by a bear.

    • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Why do that to a bear?

      Flesh eating microbes is the way to go for him. They have no feelings. They just eat.

        • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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          8 months ago

          Wouldn’t a plague be a Christian classic too? Like if we have to bring back time of the old ones for a while that would be ok.

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        8 months ago

        Why doesn’t anyone ever think about the poor microbes?

        A strong acid would do just as good a job without having to involve any lifeforms.