I like to go on Lemmy first thing in the morning, only to get flash banged before my eyes could adjust to the light.
You’d think I’d learn. But, nope, still do it. Every. Single. Time.
Me who’s sitting in bed
No… no, I haven’t
Yeah, that one hurts actually. Like, they lowered the bar so we would feel proud for anything, no matter how trivial. And yet, the bar was still too high. 😐
I saw this earlier while I was still in bed. So I got up and went out. To get beer.
Thanks now I feel guilty. Lol
Ha! Jokes on them. I am on my phone, still in bed.
Hold on. It’s only temporary.
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I get up each morning and dust off my wits
Open the paper and read the obits
If I’m not there, I know I’m not dead
So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed
Set my alarm for 5am to go into work on Saturday to try to finish my project. Rolled out of bed at 6:20 really not wanting to getmup to work on this fucking thing on Saturday. Open lemmy and this was the first post i clicked randomly lol.
Thanks its exactly what i needed to see this morning. I would have also accepted one with the caption “Today’s not the day, go back to bed!”
genuinely though any step forward is good no matter how small
But I’m still in bed
Otherwise my cat would’ve eaten me!
Wrong timezone for that joke.
