Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

Maybe it’s Moobelline

Wet Annular Precious?

… Stalemate?

The contrast to Teal’c getting the door slammed in his face every cycle.

I’m sorry, I was more of a Stargate person. This is all I’ve got.

Don’t have to go back that far.

Not so fun when the shoes on the other foot huh? glances at British Museum

It’s amazing how much batshit wild stuff they dig up, like the dilbert mansion.

There’s a two parter behind the bastards on him. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-how-the-dilbert-guy-118786164/

Luckily they had lizards in stock.

Everyone has a test environment. If you’re lucky you have a production environment too.

Oligopoly actually.

The malicious compliance that is needed.

I only glossed over it… but this looks like it’s trying to check dynamic typing issues? It’s like a statically typed language with extra steps?

Fibonacci indentation of course.

Wait you guys are retiring?

*spicy memory

Why not git clean -dxf?