I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.
I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.
You win a free trip to the Hague
Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs
I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?
I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all
They put it back about an hour later
If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
They’re going to lady and the tramp it
Hey, we’re learning, okay?
Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!
Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much
I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it’s basically whizzing past us
Several beings perish each cycle from this