Solution: play through two mirrors

dusts off Insurrection Alpha

Several beings perish each cycle from this

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

They put it back about an hour later

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

They’re going to lady and the tramp it

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much

I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

New atoms, same old bullshit

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis