Quick, FlyingSquid. To the Bat-festival!

It trickled down over the years

A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.

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For example, let’s say that conjoined twins that had two heads but one body. The left-side person was mostly dominant of the left side, and the right-side person was dominant of the right side. If the right-side person had texted a threat to someone, the left-side person could potentially be completely unaware and non-complicit in the matter. Now we can also imagine an infinite number of other scenarios that make it infinitely more complex, like for example, if one of the twins attempts but fails to kill the other, or more heinous crimes, like who was in control of the bowels when passing gas.

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It’s a well-rounded meme

You’d be surprised what you can accomplish when you have no choice, like surviving the wilderness when stranded, or choosing your least favourite sock when there’s no more TP.

A Dukat shaped sniper rifle

So, get away

Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

Low butt-crack syndrome affects millions of people, it is nothing to laugh at. We’re tired of our butts being the butt of every joke!

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

Difficult to trombone when you’ve got a tromboner

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My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

This is some serious Siskoposting

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

What are you, the gender police? Here to arrest me with your gender-symbol handcuffs? Take me to gender jail? Make me do gay stuff with all my gender cellmates? Then what will you do with your free time, huh? Read the article that would tell you why there’s a picture of a woman when the title of the post is about men?

Ridiculous!

Using the roman numeral system, I’d say we’re currently at an I-rate