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War on Terror 2: World War Three is the sequel nobody asked for
Professional circus performer by night, master code monkey by day
War on Terror 2: World War Three is the sequel nobody asked for
Trump’s team is also saying the same. I can see it going like this:
Trump backed Israel nukes Gaza. Iran gets pissy about this and tries to nuke Israel. US immediately interferes and tries to nuke Iran in retaliation. Israel, if it still exists, also joins. This pisses off Russia who joins in the fight. China and North Korea follow. Taiwan, Ukraine, and South Korea get attacked. We all die.
By developing a caffeine addiction so it stops affecting me. Also ADHD.
Liberals like Biden?
Watch the major news orgs glaze past it so they can report that a geriatric man is geriatric. At this point they’re all complicit in what is about to happen in November.
My guess is the flesh can absorb plastics from packaging
That’s basically the Latino diet. I’m fucked.
Am performer. My performance career is finally starting to take off doing what I love, and I’m now a frequent flier at a historic venue
That’s only a delay tactic since it’ll eventually come back to SCROTUS
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Gray
I know some other Republican sycophant will fill the vacuum, but please don’t tempt me with a good time. I want to live long enough to throw an obituary party.
Only that he isn’t president, but you bet your ass he will do just that the moment he’s back in office
He can just pardon all of them, and his discussions can’t even be questioned in court now. Hell, bribery is legal now too.
So you think SCROTUS gives a single fuck? They start with a ruling first then work backwards to justify it.
His team are pushing for Israel to use nukes
“What would you do if you found out that I was gone?”, “What would you do if the CCTV on our street is broken by chance?”, “What would you tell my mother if I went missing?”, “If I was actually kidnapped, would you kill the guy for me?”
You know, the usual.
Are you ok? Blink twice if you’re ok
That’s just the price we pay for short term profits
I’m certain someone offered them a gratuity
Comedy. Tragedy. The very very faint hope that one of them will have a heart attack on air.
We’re about to face a not so silent one in the US too :(