south africa, really just a great group of people. hell, even when i got robbed, they were super nice about it.

how are you buying cars? Because I’m in Europe and they’re expensive here too.

I’m supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

I think it got worse in 2009 when the tea party started. But yes, we’ve always been stupid. But this is a whole new level.

reject mechanical, embrace wood.

I misspelled specific ocean.

Honestly, just follow their rules and you’d probably be fine in NK. But maybe not so in the us

Because a shutdown of a fascist government is better than the fascist government being able to function.

I’m actually good at what I do, and everyone actually likes me and doesn’t think I’m just dead weight.

Weird Japanese games are the best, case in point, katamari damashi

If the roadrunner cartoons taught me anything, it’s that no matter what happens, whether you’ve been blown to smithereens or fell off a cliff and subsequently flattened by a boulder, you’ll be good as now in the next scene.

Covfefe

I feel like the pizza itself should be arranged the other way around, with the hottest on the outside and the mildest toward the center, so that the more you eat the more pain you experience. Nobody eats a pizza crust first.

However, that would ruin the Inferno reference.

So to stop robotaxis, all we have to do is paint a fake road directly into a rock wall with a painted on tunnel.

Grateful dad sounds like a pretty good band name for a bunch of middle aged men who play 60s and 70s covers

Fool

Actually they’d probably do a lot better than the chickens in the industrial farms.

My comment got removed because I told someone to eat farts.

There’s a card game of it, I play it with my kids and they don’t know why I love it so much.

Isn’t it anything divided by 0 is undefined? Granted, I only have a more or less intermediate level of math, but I was always taught that multiplication by zero is always zero. But then again, zero is weird and can break my brain just as much as infinity does.