Watching porn it’s better on a bigger screen. Duh.

You can actually edit your browsing history in the Amazon app if you’d like to remove that.

And a lot of converse chuck taylor styles like the dinosaur ones, lol.

Yeah, I was confounded as to what about this was a shitpost.

Whoops. Yeah it has egg too: from their website: “Grilled sausage, American cheese, Applewood smoked bacon, a fresh-cracked free range egg, (deep breath) more cheese and more bacon all covered in our signature cheese sauce”

You don’t know what a brk bcntr is?! What is this world coming to when people can’t figure out the POS POS’ extremely shortened words?!

Breakfast Baconator. 670 calories of greasy bacon sausage and cheese on a bun.

Yeah… I only do fast food using apps and only go if there’s a good enough “discount”(quotes because it’s really what the prices should be anyway, obvs.).