The bagel one was technically edible. The broth is white, with a hint of cheese, and bagel seasoning isn’t flavorful enough to distract from how grim it looks.

I did not bother with the pancake one, and from what I saw at my local grocers neither did anyone else

In Illinois you might hear “downstate” to refer to anything south of Champaign-Urbana

scavengers would die of toxicity from NSAIDs, chemo drugs, and whatever else modern humans load up on before their death. This already happened in places known for sky burials

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