showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

People are great until you put them in a car.

Having the Samemiddlename

I used to have an Chinese app called TTS that I found on Reddit that could connect your TTS reader to using Microsoft’s premium voices, god that was awesome. I used an app called Read Aloud, those were the golden years. Since I can no longer use MS voices and ReadEra Premium started offering TTS I just uninstalled the two above.

ReadEra Premium gives you some network TTS options but they are only Good. Not sure if the free version offers TTS.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Hell yeah might be time to upgrade from the 6 pro

You wouldn’t download a kid

How it should be ofc

Pay to flex on em

“oh damn, that shit is expensive”

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Cute

Yep, unfortunately if the reject all button is too annoying to find I just close the tab.

American Assassin lmao

It pretty much has to be a portrait orientation for me to play

The Canadian gouvernement is going to look at thinking about a bill which would ask them how a UBI could be implemented

npp for sure

Of course, if I see pronouns in their name I know I’m among friends