Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.

She’s my…accountant.

Hickory smoked boner.

APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

A rare turbo pregnancy!

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

Lime Green Skittle Script:

(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.

For some reason my brain will eternally read MTG as Magic The Gathering.

The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.

It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.

(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.

This could be us but you clownin.

We need more militant soup activists.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

(Tube bends slightly) The age of man is over.