This is so brilliant that it seems stupid.

My criteria aren’t as complex. I usually read the summary or the first sentences and if there is an idea that sounds new to me I will read the book. If it annoys me in the first 100 pages I give up.

If they stopped too fast, would they fall over?

Snitching on its friends smh.

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I think Raiders of the lost Ark is perfect in a way.

I also love

Leon: The Professional La Haine Home Alone Braindead

I’m still trying hard to remember the one I thought of a while ago while writing these down.

Zork?

Zodiac by Neal Stephenson. I like the narrator’s “voice”.