My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby…

Wishing well overflow, old lady! Eyeball Coca-Cola, t-remote the clouds!

Have a long and frustrating wank to Cosmopolitan because I’m a teenager and haven’t figured out I can just walk into a newsagent and buy a copy of Penthouse.

Because analysing network traffic wouldn’t allow an adversary to see what you’re sending with Signal, but they could still tell you’re sendig a secure message.

What the Guardian is doing is hiding that secure chat traffic inside the Guardian app, so packet sniffing would only show you’re accessing news.

“Reddit’s humanity is uniquely valuable in a world flattened by AI,“ Lee said. ”Now more than ever, people are seeking authentic human-to-human conversation. Reddit hosts nearly 20 years of rich, human discussion on virtually every topic imaginable. These conversations don’t happen anywhere else—and they’re central to training language models like Claude.”

LMAO, reddit’s days of genuine conversations between humans is long gone.