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π = 5 if you round to the nearest 5

Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can’t be named Moon.

50% of the time it works every time

You don’t pay for Photoshop because you can’t afford it

I don’t pay for Photoshop because fuck Adobe

We are not the same

Same here. Thanks to my union, I get an annual cost of living increase based on the CPI, as well as an annual raise based on job performance.

Having productive workers isn’t a right. If your company needs productive workers to remain profitable, then pay your employees more so they’ll be motivated to work harder. Simple. Don’t expect workers to lower their standard of living just for your benefit. That is entitlement of the worst kind.

The most surprising thing I learned from this video is that WebMD still exists

That’s also the default alignment for cops

Just try not to swallow the fly. I’ve heard if it gets inside you, the only way to get rid of it is to swallow a spider

I’m not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they’re done

I’d be very surprised if you were actually costing them any money. The value of your points is almost certainly less than the merchant fees they’re collecting from your payees.

Not always. Sometimes they do it after the first season.

Back when I was a student, the auto-flush sensors on the toilets at my university were so sensitive that I could trigger an accidental flush just by leaning forward about 10°. Just the subtle variations in my normal sitting posture could sometimes trigger as many as five flushes before I even started wiping. It was so bad I started carrying a pad of post-it notes in my pocket so I could cover the sensor before sitting down.

Banana bologna Benedict

I put the pasta in the bowl first. Then I put the milk in a saucepan along with some butter and flour. I let that simmer on low heat for a few minutes. Then I add some garlic and parmesan. Once the cheese is fully melted, I pour it over the pasta.

As I understand it, vlemmy’s policy is to federate with everyone. I’m guessing they would probably be the last Lemmy instance to defederate from Threads.