Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese
Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
That’s why we’ve forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can’t lose him too
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
Smart, now he has wings
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
I already know what I did wrong, I said “thanks, you too” when the person at the concessions said “enjoy the movie”. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna cringe…
The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving… to save the trees…
Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!
Love like a brother?..