“Please help exonerate us! We totally had the right to shoot someone because they didn’t pay $3.50!”

Or Google/Reddit/Meta.

Me and at least two more of my coworkers (we got laid off at the same time) weren’t software devs, we’re Linux Sys Admins/Engineers. No one is safe.

with layoffs low

🤣🤣🤣 Tell that to the million or so tech workers that have been laid off en massé the past year! My friend’s friend was a Senior Software Developer at Oracle for years and just got laid off a few days ago. Disney laid me off last year and I’m still looking for a job.

I didn’t hear a single thing about this game until literally right now.

This is actually making me cackle uncontrollably while friends are trying to figure out the specifics of a board game 🤣

How can mods ban an admin?

“we taught a lion to eat tofu!”

I’m gonna say “drive the train”

I don’t remember the exact model, whatever one came out like 2 years ago.

I’m confused why she was there in the first place

SmartTube for Android TV is a must as well

Clearly you haven’t been looking for a job lately…

No wonder I’ve only had 4 interviews in 9 months. The job application process is fucking ridiculous right now.

Smart Watches are pretty much garbage. I was contemplating getting one for years, but always decided against it. When I got my S23 Ultra about 2 years ago, they gave me an offer of a “free” Gear 3, but I had to pay $5/month for the LTE service. I decided it was a good deal and accepted.

It wasn’t. The battery on it doesn’t even last 24 hours so it’s always dead at some point when I would like to use it other than just to tell time, the UI is clunky, and the cell connection is slow as hell. Attempting to download an audiobook via Audible takes like 5-10 minutes.

I’ve had YouTube Premium since the days when it was called YouTube Red, so like a decade. I’ve grown used to not seeing any ads from Google and anytime I watch a video not using my account it’s torture.

A lot of creators have just turned into corporate shills. I stopped watching ETA Prime’s channel about tech reviews because it was becoming pretty clear that mostly everything he got was paid for by the company. Also, most creators are putting their own ads into their content.

It is truly insane how indoctrinated these people are.

Yeah!

So it’s not as bad as it seems, at least.