That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.
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otto@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Gene Hackman died one week after his wifeEnglish215·3 months agoOh, you weren’t getting the response you wanted from your trolling efforts?
Boo fucking hoo
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chatEnglish28·3 months agoI pity you for seeing every interaction as a competition. Your life must be miserable. But not as miserable as everyone around you.
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tesco trials giant trolley scales in GatesheadEnglish87·3 months agoIf you go to a store, and they force you to provide free labor before you can leave with the stuff you wanna buy, that’s what I would classify as “fucking over the customer”
But maybe you enjoy providing free labor?
otto@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Gene Hackman died one week after his wifeEnglish216·3 months agowhy so combative?
maybe I just don’t go around imagining abstract death scenarios. your life sounds…. interesting….
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chatEnglish27·3 months agothen why can’t you let it go?
I recommend some tea. chill
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tesco trials giant trolley scales in GatesheadEnglish1311·3 months agoWhen it comes to self checkout, I avoid it at every opportunity. In times when I cannot avoid it, I only scan maybe one or two things of my entire grocery cart and then leave with 50 to 60 bucks worth of free groceries.
If some store wants to try to screw me by forcing me to provide free labor, I’m gonna screw them right back.
And I always win. Fuck Self check out.
And it works. The three stores I most frequently shop at have all dropped self check out. I guess they got the message that fucking over their customers isn’t profitable. I wish more would get that message.
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chatEnglish27·3 months agoI already did, before my previous comment. Apparently, you can only see what you want to see.
And I can’t be blamed for that
otto@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Palestinian Officials Say Israel Has Committed at Least 962 Ceasefire ViolationsEnglish171·3 months agoI don’t need a news article to tell me that Israel was never going to stick to the deal they made with Palestine.
Nobody in Israel wants peace. They want to fight this war and win.
So many Israel defenders keep saying that “the Arab world wants Israel wiped off the map”, but it’s Israel who’s doing the wiping of Muslims off the map. What outrageously and incredible pieces of hypocritical shit.
And I say this is a Jew
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chatEnglish319·3 months agoHold on, let me whip out my database of every image from every television show ever recorded, and I’ll get back to you.
But, since you apparently know everything, why don’t you tell me exactly what show, episode, and timestamp this frame is from.
What, is that ridiculous and unreasonable?
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Tearing Down A Vintage Word ProcessorEnglish2·3 months agoWhy does that Apple II have a Xerox computer inside it?
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chatEnglish44·3 months agoOk
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chatEnglish119·3 months agoSeriously?
Edit: for those misreading this, this was me admitting I may be wrong.
Omg so tru
Believe everything you read on the Internet
otto@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Gene Hackman died one week after his wifeEnglish314·3 months agoOK, if she died, literally, days before he did, why was nobody found a dead in the house until many days later?
Did he sit by her side, while she was dead, for days before his heart finally gave up? Did he only come home right before finding her and then dying too?
While this report answered a lot of questions, it certainly raises many others that have not yet been addressed…
Nobody should have to pay for water
otto@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Gene Hackman died one week after his wifeEnglish414·3 months agoThen how were neither of them discovered until remarkable time afterward? His wife may have died before him, but nobody noticed gene well after he was dead. All of us still seems extreme less suspicious.
otto@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chatEnglish3012·3 months agoThis is not from House, but it should’ve been.
Maybe stop invading their territory in an illegal war.