Yes, dad bought it for her after mom killed herself. It’s still in the box.

Not during hole time!

This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee’s hand for optimal efficiency

You can’t see it so you probably wouldn’t be aware of its existence

Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.

When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn’t get as much as a single dent. If that isn’t an endorsement, then I don’t know what is.

Hell, I’d jab a pen in your throat right now if I suspected it would somehow improve your health

Replace all the customer facing employees with chimpanzees with webcams that say in sign language: read what’s on the website. Whenever someone calls in or opens a chat, they’re connected with a chimp. Be sure to also include a guide to ASL on the company website. I guarantee sales will go up

In the good old days socially anxious people would just get stabbed in central park.

True. Many things got left to Beaver, some say too many things got left to Beaver. Much of McCarthyism and the Red scare can be blamed on little Theodore Cleaver.

Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”

Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.

It really sucks, I have the second Alan Wake game on there but I can’t really get into it.

in the last season Aria kills that ice king guy while wearing Ed Sheeran’s face. She leaps from the trees, catches the king off guard and yells: “Nobody expects to be killed by Ed Sheeran!”

It would’ve been much better if Aria slit his throat moment he tried to reach for an instrument

Does she actually speak the language she’s learning?

You’re gonna cook up a crazy theory like that and not even mention big daddy capitalism?

edit: I was making a joke, it didn’t land right. I agree with you, I probably wouldn’t be on this website if I didn’t.

I thought that too until I met people who considered me an idiot. Now my view is a bit more nuanced.

That’s a sub class, if you pick running then you’ll date a younger runner. If you pick Japan then you’ll date a young Japanese person etc.

I present to you the master orator and renowned pugilist philosopher Mike Tyson.