you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?

Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

“Enjoy the next 24 hours”

sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”

Cartoon Network then: cartoons

Cartoon Network now: Teen Titans Go! on repeat

“haha you failed” well someone had to keep your girlfriend happy

do I look like I know what a “JphEg” is?

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker

There was that ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal, and Squid Game.

and all he got was that lousy t-shirt

Only in EU/EEA countries. So us here in Gilead America are SOL at the moment

Can’t speak for TikTok as i’ve never really used it, but Shorts and Reels do have a seek bar at the bottom of the screen. It’s barely noticeable at first but it’s there. And on Shorts you can tap once on the screen to pause the video if you’re on mobile.

Now, I love to hate on the smartphone-ification of web video as much as the next person, but this meme just feels like bait.

Of course there isn’t. And you know the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary, either.

“Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.

MATLAB is an okay programming language when used in the right context. It’s intended for scientific applications, so trying to do your standard object oriented programming with it gets weird. I think we forget that some things were made for a specific purpose- you know, a hammer can’t do everything and all that.

Math was my favorite subject in school, and I think that adding the phrase “after dark” to something made it sound cooler. So I combined the two to create my username.

EDIT: my display name (not username) is the exact opposite of the display name I used on aliensite