I train my kids to kill mosquitoes on sight. Spiders live rent free in my house.

Honestly, if I was in the market in buying another car, I would love that kind of personalization.

I knew someone that worked at an Audi dealer that can recognize everyone’s voice and associate their purchase.

I called him 4 years later to inquire about a new Audi and he asked me how my TT was treating me and if I was ready for a bigger car(I mentioned that I was going to start a family soon).

I wouldn’t damage public property. You certainly can improve on it. A couple of weather treated 2x4s would raise the seat up, just high enough to clear the armrests. You wouldn’t draw attention to yourself while grinding, but instead it would look super clean and nobody would report it.

I think someone should invent a magnetic mouse

thud oh sorry, brb… my mouse just slid off my table.

I laughed so hard I peed myself

He has good comedic timing. I enjoyed him onSNL

Adam Levine

He is such a dick in real life.

Oh god. Snow-white’s failure is mostly her fault.

100% bidet

I just moved/transferred over from sh.itjust.works from lemm.ee. I’m super sad to see it go. :(