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The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??
The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??
Organic nature pegs
They’re TRANSporters!!
Trans-porters (dematerialize and rematerialize) matter!
I wonder who has deeper pockets, and can therefore press on in court, Disney or Ronda?
This guy discs
Companies used to offer pensions to employees, and time served meant a better reward for retirement. The pension idea eroded over the years but the mindset remained.
They’re not thinking long term, they want immediate and maximum profits
Notice also how he starts each paragraph with “I” and not to be an armchair psychiatrist but that says a lot about his motivation.
Are you free tonight?
Less time to yell out that he’s being murdered
I’m gonna go out, I’m gonna let myself get
absolutely soaking WEEEEET!
Alternate headline: CEOs still out of touch with rank and file employees, continue to set policy based on enormous egos and to assuage shareholders
Maybe it’s a main cast/non guest star only meme?
Not inside jobs necessarily but both events had credible foreknowledge of an imminent attack that wasn’t acted upon.
“Tell that to earth!” Spæce Kæren
I would love to see a chart with my steam purchases over the years. There would be a huge spike up as soon as my deck arrived.
Those motherfuckers had it coming!
Put astronauts in an iron man suit and fire them from a cannon.
You better stop doing that or I will have to ask you again to please stop doing that —judges, apparently