Use the acronym: BOSS

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

I regret that I have but one job to quit.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo

If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.

LEMMINGS

IN

SPAAAAAAAACE

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.