He might let you down though

Rick Astley - I can give him up

Apple is dumb but if iMessage is the reason somebody cant be fucked to message you id rethink those friends.

Akuchimoya

It’s cause he has a blank space, probably can barely write his name

The mid Atlantic accent would be, in my book, the most “white American” accent I can think of. Imo anyways.

I like to imagine the “white Jesus” as having a mid Atlantic accent.

It goes in the square hole!