I got a really cheap one off Amazon for about $35 and my dad loves playing with it and is quite capable even with his Parkinson’s. Just make sure you get one that comes with a tuning hammer.

The kalimba is super easy to play. Basically anyone can just pick one up and make something that sounds good!

In fact that may be classified along with the much more serious “whoopsidoodle” case load.

I got a pretty good view of it in Washington but I kinda live in a slightly darker area

Perfect.

So you’re telling me that deer are made out of hamburgers and bicycles?

And then you have every right to sue the beejezus outta whoever unleashed a robot into public that has super fast spinning knives but no obstacle avoidance programming.

I mean to be fair these are more intrusive thought type things. I definitely probably would never actually do anything like that…

Seeing this picture, my first instinct was to tell op to stand in front of it. Worst that happens is an easy paycheck.

Run and grab a package of hotdogs and we can finally get the answer to an age old question.

Put a pile of sticks halfway between a mowed area and an area that hasn’t been cut.

Draw a line right in the middle of the camera lense? If that doesn’t do anything then a stick person?

Aar-Aar la egg salad sandwich?

It’s a PB&J!

Peanut butter Baby & Jelly!

This is the truth.

Cops don’t do anything about it around here because they see it as some kind of Dexter situation, it “reduces their workload,” and whatnot.

Way back in my homeless/drug addict days I was chilling with this bigger time cartel dealer guy. Everyone knew that he was definitely a serial killer but his target was always heroin addict girls and I am neither of those. We’re driving around and cops just swarm us. After some questions, they ended up giving him back his gun (he’s a felon) and telling him that their agreement was that he is not to ever leave the more ghetto area of town. They then openly gang stalked us until we went back to that area.

I’m fairly certain that police commonly know exactly who the serial killers are in their area and I think they often times have agreements with them.

No… Actually they switched to killing homeless and drug addicts and the police don’t actually investigate them.

Well what with the whole Republican party gearing up to pay all his court stuff might as well take them all down eventually.

100% wishful thinking I know.

Looks to me like she’s found herself the ol infinite money glitch.

Have you tried kratom? Especially the red leaf types?

I know it’s not the same, but I have bad knees and a bad back. Kratom basically turns off the pain for me. Idk it’s worth a shot if anything.

The other day I watched a teammate pick up a flamethrower, give it a try, and in less than 2 seconds from picking it up they had set themselves on fire. It was absolutely ridiculous.

I grew up in a very ghetto area so sometimes I drink 211, cheap 40s, or hobo wine and it reminds me of my childhood. Bonus points if I can find the glass 40oz bottles but they’re super rare nowadays.

Yes I can absolutely afford actually good beer and I actually have a pretty good taste in beer (at least I think so)

I think it’s a kind of cake?

To be honest, I prefer my coffee to be prepared by fully clothed people and I never really went to one. And coffee makes me feel really freaking weird so I just make my own if I really want some. I just remember the news stories and the sarcasm about it in my friend group.

I think I’ve seen a few of them lately they’re nowhere near as common as they used to be though.