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You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

Cashier: you have no idea how many ways and to what degree I’m plotting your murder.

You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.

Of course they could be wrong. Scientists being human frequently are, until scientific rigor proves them to be correct.

bitch that’s like 5-8 pickles max get ur bitch ass up

u delet ur account rn

Okay, rugby it is.

Dead ringer for Nikki Minaj.

He’s a lieutenant, admiral. Maybe give him a few minutes before we go expecting him to rebuild the entire starfleet by hand, blindfolded, hm?

You also wouldn’t be in a video game either, but that’s quite besides the point.

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Guy above him: ur welcome bro 😎

I’m a Spacer’s Choice man, myself. Everything else is just trustworthy and reliable.

“Thus, I am.”

“Therefore, we are…”

“EXCELLENT!

Premium Sike.

No shoutycaps, fake.

What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bricks?

THE SUN IS CIRCULAR NOT ******ICAL THAT IS ALL. CARRY ON.

Right, so would this be an indecorous time to casually mention Mr. Andrew? UK? Your call, obvs. Please advise.

As a top 1% graaaaj user, I always felt bad for you guys. You should migrate to graaaaj, we have asparagus!