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It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.

Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.

French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

Canada: maybe the Americans aren’t totally wrong, bit of a “the baby and the bath water” situation, perhaps?

Skill issue. Should’ve written in portrait landscape mode instead of vertical.

E: idiot mode was engaged.

My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.

c/lost_lemmings

So I’ve nooticed.

Making sure those kids have play-dough brains.

You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

Cashier: you have no idea how many ways and to what degree I’m plotting your murder.

You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.

Of course they could be wrong. Scientists being human frequently are, until scientific rigor proves them to be correct.

bitch that’s like 5-8 pickles max get ur bitch ass up

u delet ur account rn

Okay, rugby it is.

Dead ringer for Nikki Minaj.

He’s a lieutenant, admiral. Maybe give him a few minutes before we go expecting him to rebuild the entire starfleet by hand, blindfolded, hm?