It’s when you start a guitar pedal collection (and call it a studio) instead of playing the guitar.
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bstix@feddit.dkto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•IKEA sells toilet brushes with 2 brushes. My brain kept tripping like this is AI even while I held this product in my hand.1·4 days agoI just think that the head of the brush is a rather arbitrary threshold for when a toilet brush is considered icky or not. The whole thing, including your hands, go into the toilet when you use it. Being able to detach the brush head hand free is a very small but costly improvement. I’d go as far as calling it a false sense of security.
Also, I wash my butthole when I shower. With my hand.
bstix@feddit.dkto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•IKEA sells toilet brushes with 2 brushes. My brain kept tripping like this is AI even while I held this product in my hand.3·4 days agoSo imagine you use that, would you lick your fingers right afterwards?
bstix@feddit.dkto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL identical twins don't have identical fingerprintsEnglish2·5 days agoFishermen have this issue.
bstix@feddit.dkto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•IKEA sells toilet brushes with 2 brushes. My brain kept tripping like this is AI even while I held this product in my hand.5·5 days agoI don’t think I have ever seen a toilet brush with a lever to eject the brush. I also don’t think it solves much. You’d have to wash your hands anyway.
bstix@feddit.dkto Videos@lemmy.world•"Can I Make Guitar Hero From Scratch Using Only A Guitar?" | Code Bullet5·5 days agoThe title is sort of misleading.
He’s coding the game by playing guitar.
bstix@feddit.dkto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the father of supercomputing, Seymour Cray, had a hobby of digging a tunnel under his home.English2·6 days agoI found this description interesting.
bstix@feddit.dkto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the father of supercomputing, Seymour Cray, had a hobby of digging a tunnel under his home.English36·6 days agoThere’s a sort of labyrinth called Troy Town labyrinths that supposedly have the effect of solving problems for anyone who walks it. It’s obviously pseudo numble jumble, but there might be something to it.
It’s not a labyrinth as such, because there’s only one route from the entrance to the center and no choices to be made. It’s laid out so that the turns go both left and right and the length varies between turns.
Walking through it requires very little thinking and is not super exciting, but the changes ln direction at unpredictable times are enough to keep the consciousness occupied so the subconscious mind can get to work.
Historically they were used for worshipping, which aligns with the idea of getting revelations.
I’m not sure if it’s better or worse than a regular walk in the park, but I think there’s a point to it, because it removes all conscious choices and gets you into the zone of just “doing” something, allowing the brain to work without interference.
Try it, if you can find one.
An office is usually divided in different departments that have different functions.
In no particular order, not exhaustive, and skipping management and IT, typical functions could be:
Customer service. Pick up the main phone line and check the official mail box, talk to customers, redirect calls to other departments.
Sales coordinators. Receive orders from customers, through sales representatives or by web etc. They basically ensure that all incoming orders have the proper data to be processed. Keeps track of order confirmations and maybe send data back to the customers.
Logistics. Arrange shipments from suppliers, to customers and between stock locations. Files all documents for toll and tariffs.
Debtor controllers. Keeps track of customer payments, outgoing invoices, payment plans, sending reminders and debt collection.
Creditor controllers. Register incoming invoices. Get approvals from whoever ordered it and pays the bills on time or whenever it makes most sense for discounts and such.
Finance controllers. Keeps track of the entire balance sheet. Bank reconciliations, cash flow, investments, files and pays taxes. General bookkeeping that doesn’t fit in the other departments. Does the financial statements, reporting, monthly, quarterly or annually.
Purchasing, HR/Payroll and PR/marketing are self-explanatory I think.
All of these administrative functions are necessary in most companies, but in smaller companies it all could very well be done by a single person, while in large companies they might have several people in each department.
Many companies have several subsidiaries or other constructions, so tasks or functions can also be spread out like that. For instance, I can be the creditor department in one company while also doing finance in another or payroll in a third. So while the functions are somewhat strictly defined by the tasks, it’s only in very large companies that someone does just one function.
All office functions are constantly being made more efficient. A lot of it is truly boring, so it’s in everyone’s interest to automate as much as possible. I don’t feel sorry for someone losing their office job to an algorithm, no, I’m happy for them not having to do it anymore.
It’s not a stupid question. When I was interviewing for my first office job back in 2001, I literally asked if they could show me what I had to do.
Seing someone who entered data into a program, I asked if that’s it? You really want me to just enter data into that program? OK, I can do that. And so I was hired to put numbers into boxes on the screen and have been doing that ever since. Not the same program of course. I’ve been around all departments by now and spend most of my work time working on avoiding typing numbers into boxes.
I always refuse all helpers in the kitchen.
Not because of the size, but just fuck no. I don’t want to clean up after some “helper” who managed to slice a single cucumber while getting in the way and leaving a chopping board, knife and excess cuttings all over the place because “I don’t know where you want the dishes” or whatever. It’s no help at all.
My mother in law is especially bad. She doesn’t know where things are, how to cook or how to clean, but always insists on “helping”.
I’m trying to cook here, not babysit a senior who doesn’t accept that her role as provider is over. Go play with the grand kids. That’s why we invited you as a guest.
bstix@feddit.dkto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The window for a convincing UFO video has closed2·8 days agoThe aliens are interested in bovine bowels, which are difficult to probe from afar.
bstix@feddit.dkto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Who can I ask or where can I find help in moving to a new country?6·12 days agoSomething that people often forget: Contact the embassy in the country.
They know all the stuff, have networks and can send you in the right direction. It might cost something if they need to do any kind paperwork, but in my experience they’ll gladly give you contact info for free to someone who can help you.
Everything is a table if you’re brave enough.
There’s congestion in German cities too. The point isn’t to drive away. During rettungsgasse, nobody goes anywhere. They just make way by stopping to the sides.
The problem in NY is that the cars are too big for the lanes to do that.
bstix@feddit.dkto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Anyone got some good replacement swears to replace the typical religious variety?6·22 days ago“Kiss me where the wind blows”
bstix@feddit.dkto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th BirthdayEnglish2·22 days agoEggs would be really handy right there.
Concentration and focus, sometimes expression or simply indulgence. It can happen in other situations too. Sports for instance. Music is just one of those abstract things where you need to keep focus for a longer duration.
Try tapping your finger in a steady rhythm counting 1,2,3,4 repeatedly. After a while you’ll want to close your eyes. Eventually you’ll make a tap that is ever so slightly early or late and you’ll probably start smirking or tighten other facial muscles. If that doesn’t happen to you, perhaps try holding a dumbbell in a straight arm for as long as you can. Most people will start doing weird faces before they inevitable have to give up, even if the funny faces does nothing to keep the dumbbell up.
If you have kids, try cutting sticks of cucumber and carrots. Serve them in a bowl next to a bowl of candy. See which gets eaten first.
I get hit by that feeling too when it is spring time.
The student parties, seemingly so happy, but also the last goodbyes to the class mates and all the special ones that got away. The long evenings leading into the solstice and nights that never have to end, fillled with the scents from freshly cut grass and flowers. All of that. I love it and I miss it, and it’s still there.
Can’t hold back spring.
https://youtu.be/vgeZEdbv_m8