Hyper formal giving me some real Roland Deschain vibes in my head.
Hyper formal giving me some real Roland Deschain vibes in my head.
Quivering Beef Curtains*.
Although I believe that’s the second video…
Probably lol.
It’s literally a super light truck with giant tires lol.
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The Onion
Posted: November 13th, 2025
Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…
Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.
So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.
The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.
Diced pickles in your tacos. Thank me later
That’s the kindest thing anyone’s ever said to me on the internet. I’d like to be a robot.
‘I’m blind to skin color.’ - Guns
Does the advanced version make you yell at anyone trying to interact with you before 10 am because you’ve come from a long line of advanced users?
Is this aneurysm posting?
Phone spellcheck blows now lol. Tanks.
It’s common enough when younger. It stops in teenage years to middle age, then starts again in old age.
Do some kegels to firm up that pelvic floor. Drink less water before bed. If you can, remember pissing in dream means pissing in bed. Wake yourself up before you mark the sheets like every drunk lush of a woman I’ve slept with.
I mean, for the most part yeah. With bare bones minimum interaction babies are pretty manageable.
Feed them five times a day. Clean five times a day. Pretty much watch them grow on their own until they gain proper sapience around that year mark. Just don’t go full Potter and you’ll be good. Get earplugs for the times when you really need sleep and keep to a schedule.
After that year, and more like 1.5 years, you gotta put in some more effort but even then, it really doesn’t matter near as much as the internet would have you think. Nature beats Nurture in almost all categories by a sound margin.
Where’s all the people who loathe breakfast because they aren’t hungry until lunch?
Followup question because I’m not one of them. Should we not talk to you until you’ve had your morning coffee and cigarette? You know it doesn’t give you permission to act like a dickweed to everyone Amanda.
Don’t forget lettuce sandwiches.
Even the ones that do have kids in similar age groups.
Shit, sick kids, sorry.
Shit, their mom has them this weekend.
Shit, they just met the new neighbor girl and we not ruining this.
Or the far more often.
Shit, I barely have the energy to shit in the toilet let alone do something. Imma just keep browsing Lemmy and playing the same old games that aren’t with my friends because we all work different shifts anyway.
Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.
Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?
Exactly. Mosquitos = Christians, Jews, and Islamists.