An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
You’re safe when directly in front of and typically behind groups of stormtroopers attempting to engage a target. By setting them up at an angle like this, their commander improves the likelihood of catching enemies in the hollow cone of blaster bolts on approach.
The name fits, it’s just that the only people in the world who give a shit about baseball are from the USA.
Get the comms up and running so you can set records for “first [insert activity here] in space” and report your results for the history/trivia books.
If you want to see someone who really deserves that title, check out Brendan O’Connor’s talk about the CreepyDOL project at DEFCON 21. Nice reminder of how much information most of us are leaking in the RF spectrum for anybody interested in listening and piecing things together.
… Asked the brain about itself. Typical narcissistic brain behavior, don’t see the other organs doing it.
Can’t risk them getting in the way of CCP covert influence operations.
In his house at R’lyeh dead Cat-thulhu waits dreaming.
It’s a teleportation device.
Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.
That’s not her, it’s an im-pasta!
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
A wild backhoe appears!
You love them so much that you just have to own them.
Good, fuck off. He can find a new job where he’s not expected to treat his fellow humans with the respect they deserve. Being wrong about the nature of reality doesn’t grant the right to be an asshole even if they sincerely believe that it should.
Tickling Strangers’ Anuses.
Suits heard about this secret sauce called AI that can cut down on the need for those pesky humans that are always looking for handouts and luxuries like a living wage and benefits. The consumer will have to accept it when the only choices they’re offered are varying flavors of the same shit.
Somebody misread “ſeptember” and just went with it.