It started getting wet and mushy 2 minutes ago captain.

Stephen Colbert was talking about George Brush and Al Gore. He was still at the daily show part time and John Stewart was leading.

I would say yes, it is an open secret. Totally nuts to think that the self lives somehow after we die. Its much more logical that this is it…there’s nothing more but this experience.

Lazy mexirice: get a cup of rice or whatever amount you like, pour it over a hot pot already coated in hot olive oil. Shake it or stir the rice continuously in high heat. Keep looking at the oil wet rice. It will go from being fully clear to an opaque white. You can stop at white or continue until they get a more toasted brown orange color. At that point pour a good amount of ketchup from a squeeze bottle. Immediately following that with a cup of hot water. Now lower the heat fill the pot with enough hot water to cover the rice,. Finally cover the pot and wait 20 minutes. Add water if it dries too much.

You could toast a tomato and then add onions and such, buy ketchup is the lazy way. I do add some garlic powder.

It’s not their fault that salmon are too conductive. Maybe if that DFMEA had been truly thought through, maybe things would be fine…

Failure mode: Short circuit
Effect: starts huge multi state fire causing millions to lose power and their homes and belongings.
Cause: very conductive fish placed across power lines.
Occurrence: never but maybe one day.
Severity: holyshitballs Batman! Bad.
Detection: balls chopped off 3 times over with no anesthesia sort of detection. You will know as soon as the fish fries.
Mitigation: never place a wet conductive fish across power lines god damn it! Put Bob and Roscoe in Jail preemptively.

Buy or make L.reuteri yoghurt or supplement pill. I’m treating my acid reflux with it. Its truly remarkable how good it makes your tummy and butt exit door feel.

Shit is that my computer’s rear end? I haven’t looked in there for years! There could be intelligent rats back there pretending to be AI.

Can I still use visa or MasterCard on a dildo? And can I pay for it in cash… Dollars? Is my money accepted at the local adult bookstore?

Dumpster diving again there bud? …baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.

I don’t actually want to meet anyone. But if I did, I would start a city specific channel so that people could search and find “us” easily.

I cook beans and rice regardless of how its going. Nothing can beat that. And you can add anything you want, which makes beans really flexible.

Thinking.

By my count that’s a good shit ton of people.

I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

Those aliens have incredibly fast ships. It doesn’t matter how fast you turn your gaze, they’re one step ahead.

What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?

No tampoon dispencer?

Brilliant marketing campaign!

You’re probably thinking ew! Who would ever want that? They must have worked hard on the marketing side!

Well there was nothing better and everyone had a TV. So they had normal TV commercials for it.

Windows.