Mat is a man with no arms and no legs on the floor

And both ways involve the states that benefit from the disproportionate power choosing to give it up.

Let’s not and say we did

After many failed attempts I can now semi-consistently roll a proper burrito

Any form of Android compatibility must be maximally enshittified to encourage switching – see iMessage. Unless of course it generates revenue for Apple – see Apple Music. Not being stalked/murdered using Air Tags does not generate revenue for Apple: next time buy an iPhone.