My ethical gun is safer than your criminal gun.

25% discount

“I am rich but I don’t need to rush around the country to keep being rich”

If large complex lifeforms and ecosystems began to evolve to live on the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, would it be immoral to remove/clean the garbage patch?

Wine out of a mug hits differently.

Spotify? how corporate. I only use qouwowoiiijtorkf as it is a FOSS streaming platform that pays artists fairly.

How’s the weather up there?

That’s a long list of words I have never heard of. I do like how SQL somehow fits the bill of a 4GL.

Marines opening fire? I think only during the Rodney King riots.

Any military branches opening fire? The Kent State Shooting and The Bonus Army Incident.

Any military branches just bombing the shit out of civilians on US soil? The Battle of Blair Mountain and The Philadelphia MOVE Bombing

Surely there are no examples in American history that voting eligibility exams were used to stop certain demographics from voting.

TCAS is working overtime to make up for the years of neglecting the FAA.