What the fuck. Why isn’t this international news??

Time for a deep dive. Wish me luck, lads.

I can’t in good conscience bring a child into this world

Eat the frog

Beans on toast. Super filling!

Try Reuters or AP. I’ve been trying out the Boring app too recently which takes the sensationalism out of articles

Their clothes are great quality too

The article references Neanderthals but Neanderthals were way more recent than ~300kya? In fact even the earliest Neanderthals were closer in time to now than then…

I—what?

Someone create a NotTheOnion community!

I don’t know how true it is but here in the UK they say the majority of banknotes in circulation have traces of cocaine on them

Confirmation bias?

That’s gonna drop. Right?