Muffin…

Yes. I agree 🤭

Details.

We were trying to!

I love that the last line is the same.
“The squirrels are free, so I took the ducks just because I’m a dick.” 😄

Edit: word

Dogs are fucking adorable. I love them so much 😊

I love every word of this. Damn.

I think they mean their “current union”. You’re right, of course, that they’d basically be forming a new union 😄 but I don’t know if it would be recognised in US law

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You have a lot of pissed off people and your country has a history of saying fuck you to political figures you don’t like 😉

Love, Your English Allies

This is the only thing making me think the 2 hours is “playing content”. Before I cancelled Netflix I could easily spent 10-15 mins looking for something to watch and failing to find anything interesting. If they include that time I’d expect it to be much higher 😄

Misread that for a second…

Why would I stop?

This is a continuation of that exact joke

https://lemmy.world/comment/12643577

I’d watch a Netflix series based on your life, but I’d be concerned that it would get cancelled without proper closure…

No but as soon as he finds out his first reaction is to go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it to blow over.

This is a solid joke. Great work.

You play as Zelda in this game.

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Yeah, like JavaScript