True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.

Weak men created hard times. Thanks, boomers.

Gen 4 was a lot of fun, probably my favorite lineup in any of the first few generations. Torterra is awesome.

Isn’t this the device that required you to take out the battery in order to change the game?

It’s the worst day to be on the internet.

I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

Haven’t you heard? Autocracy is all the rage these days. Just where have you been, darling?

“Hey, let’s go eat the rich, soldier!”

-Karlach from my daydreams