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What if he attacks with a pointed stick??
What if he attacks with a pointed stick??
Jokes on you, it’s four half limes in my fridge
Gah I really didn’t expect to get CSS-triggered on this thread
My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.
Me, a heathen, explaining how my family does Easter to my Jewish wife:
“We dye eggs and hide them then eat a bunch of chocolate and jellybeans.”
“Wtf? Why”
“I dunno”
Yeah I used to go out in the backyard in summer and catch a bunch of fireflies (we’d always let them go after). Now it’s a rarity to even see one
Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD
I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites
Ah you’re right. Make more sense, I was thinking how the FUCK did they get a mask on that cat??
I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?
I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you’re a student in France.
My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the “Kitty Claws” of our marriage contract
I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.
I’m curious how many of those 7/10 think it’s a good thing