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I got banned for saying all remaining republicans are either assholes, morons, or a blend of the two, with the perfect one being a precise fifty-fifty mix. No warning.

Responding to moronic charges of blasphemy is like yelling at farts. Kinda understandable, butt knot really.

I’ve become a prepper; bought a gun and a shell, so I’m prepared to leave the party early should shit get too sideways.

We - my partner and I - halted traveling for pleasure a few years before the plague so as to avoid culpability in what appeared (and increasingly appears) an inevitability. Skipping weddings, funerals, a one-hundredth birthday, etc has personal costs. Those costs or sacrifices are not going to be borne by most people. Planes will fly full and traffic will jam until the end. In Alaska we can order a single jumbo bag of packing peanuts from Amazon for less than the cost of three of those at Lowe’s. Presumably Lowe’s brings them up much more efficiently on a barge. We pay extra; most do not and will not. It’s complicated, but not really.

Given the Nature article on the Atlantic meridional current, giving up seems the go-to.

Is it doomeresque to point out that vehicle tires are beginning to melt and we’re only getting started to begin to glimpse what hell awaits?