My kid hasn’t ever seen an ad on any streaming service or any web page, ever. And I block ads via DNS. We don’t have any kind of live TV service or cable so they literally have just never seen any ads, ever.

Sometimes if we’re out at a restaurant, some TV is playing live content and an ad runs. My kid is shocked like it’s the first time he ever ate sugar.

Glad I can keep that toxic trash out of my house and out of his life.

Thank you kind stranger.

20 years ago I was driving on a 50mph road and there was this group of about 20 birds drinking water around a large puddle right on the side of the road.

Something spooked them just in the moment that I was driving by them. In that split second, they all swarmed right in front of my vehicle smashed into the side and front. As I looked back in the mirror through the feathers floating in the air, I could see at least six or seven birds injured on the road behind me. It made me sick to my stomach and I still have this image in my head years later haunting me.

I can’t imagine someone would do that on purpose.

So you’re saying we’re basically chimps.

Very expected. It’s fine. I’ll come back at 10 times my previous rate. And you’ll thank me for it. Fucking chads.

Biff Tannen has become president.

No, you know what’s anti-semitic? Defiling your ancestors by being a fucking genocidal Nazi.