I feel like I’d be embarrassed to still listen to the same music I listened to at 14. 14 year old me didn’t have terrible taste, but goddamn there has been so much music since. I’m nearing 40 and I’m still finding new and more interesting or challenging music to listen to

That tiered system is fucking absurd. Ad supported, ad supported plus, “premium” and “premium plus”—WHICH STILL HAS ADS.

What in the fuck. Who in their right mind is paying for that?

Guess that makes you Superhero

You know Doctors Without Borders? Well, I was volunteering, and we were landing in Uganda when I thought I saw someone I knew, so I waved…which is apparently a big no-no in a helicopter—

“And the other one?”

Well, my cousins and I got a bunch of fireworks…

Such a boomer meme.

Fancy bars are optional extravagances. Groceries are fuckin not.

I mean, his “stop being a pussy, stupid millennials” schtick is pretty annoying. We get it, you drank from a garden hose and came home when the streetlights turned on. You’re so cool

lol yeah I gotta get my drugeyes functioning again

Right? It felt like the drug gods were smiling upon me—and these all happened in my 20s, when I was doing tons of drugs. Since I pretty much stopped beside the occasional wild night out/show once a year, I haven’t found anything! The ground drug gods smiled upon me often and with love and primo scores

Hi proud, I’m not your dad.

Then you lack imagination

There are testing kits for just this kind of situation. I’ve found maybe a dozen random bags of drugs on the ground in my life. I’m definitely not recommending people so drugs they find, I’m just telling you it’s very much not a death sentence.

Only if you’re not a fucking weirdo.

Did you get the surprise that lem.ee went offline too?

The fuck is stomp and holla music

You people think em dashes are proof of AI?

Jesus Christ that’s so fucking sad.

I mean, “many magnitudes” is excessive, I think. I personally think it’s great, it’s my favorite. But arrested development and community are the only two in the same class as community. Who is head of the class is debatable, but the writing of all three shows is just phenomenal.

Wow you’re missing out on some of the best sitcoms in history then. Community and arrested development alone, then you bring in 30 rock? I think those three are the most tightly and expertly written comedy scripts, period. They all ended up overstaying their storylines and you can pretty much lop off a few seasons of each, but as someone who watched them all while they aired, I have a deep, abiding love for them and still find joy in he lesser seasons. Do yourself a favor and catch up on these.