It adds flavor.

Way to objectify Women. Asshat.

Howdy fellow Texan!

This shit blew my mind back in the day, much like how I can plug a dongle into my cigarette lighter and somehow Bluetooth my phone to my old ass stereo.

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

Might want to fix that typo there.

Are you saying the US doesn’t have a gang problem?

Who is that? She looks like that crazy jewish chick that was following Trump around for a while lol.

My ex wife.

UuuU

A lawn chair, case of beer and a varmint rifle will make a good start.

This may surprise you, but “white supremacists” 🙄 Aren’t all that fond of the jews, regardless of their skin tone.

Yet another reason, I’m glad I don’t live in Europe. I like y’alls privacy laws, but besides that your entire lives revolve on wrapping yourselves in bubble wrap praying the government will save you from whatever.

If you can’t walk down a sidewalk with cars going by at 30mph then there’s something wrong with you.

This is probably a stupid question, but how do you dry your ass afterwards?

He would have, if he didn’t have his rifle on him.