SusheeMonster

Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman’s name. Then he said “fuck it” and threw a princess in there.

I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.

“I quite enjoy being the meat in this sandwich, yes I do.”

If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?

Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth