I volunteer to iron them and their contents with my hands…
I volunteer to iron them and their contents with my hands…
Oh you know, in and out, probing, tweaking, pushing buttons - the usual!
Like strawberries, juicy, soft and tasty!
À man after my own heart.
let me tweak those base settings while you’re at it.
like Alice in Wonderland, does it come with an “Eat me” sign?
I’ll be right over 😈
great lighting! 👍
Straps… what next, ropes? 😈
🤑
That’s the way to do it.
it might be standing room only, but I’d squeeze in as best possible.
It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. I heard that the push and twist maneuver works quite well.
not that I’m complaining but I’d have a word with the designer, seems they sold you short.
Well, it looks like the bank is open for deposits, so best get to it, wouldn’t want to miss out on an opportunity like that!
Cum for the fun, as they say…
or pretty much anywhere tbh.
what a coincidence, so do I.
You’ll be needing a good pump, then?
Warms and flexes hands… ready