It is no choice between someone who disappoints me in their responses on this issue, and someone who openly wonders if sending a nuclear warhead into a hurricane a couple hundred miles offshore will lead to a positive result. And of course that was with where his mental state was at over 4 years ago.

“Government doesn’t work! Vote for me and I’ll show you just how poorly it can be run!”

I wish that Bernie was my real dad.

He won’t spend a day in prison. I don’t believe it will happen. Even if he gets sentenced, he’ll just drop dead before setting foot in a cell.

Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that’s a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

At 14, I looked back on 10 year old me and thought “wow what an idiot I was.”

At 18, I looked back on 14 year old me and thought “wow what an idiot I was.”

At 22, I started noticing a pattern.

As a server, southerners stare at me in wide eyed awe when I pour a disgusting amount of simple syrup into a glass of iced tea.